Untitled by Cheez Wiz

there's a reason honeymoons are normally never more than 2 weeks or 3 weeks. how much is too much, you need to ask yourself that. you get tired of the other after a while. your love is a fly on the windshield, a pebble stuck in your shoe. it's really hard to get that stupid rock, that jerk of a pebble out of the sole of your converse or your vans or your Doctor Martens 1460 Smooth Leather Lace Ups so it'll stay in there until, eventually, you're so fed up you rip the underneath into bits just for a second of release. afterwards you'll look down at your mangled boots and wonder if there was any other way to put an end to your problem, but really you know nothing else would've given you that kind of gratification. be a dear and smile for the autopsy report.